Emergency Skills Academy
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The data you have supplied is for a business named "Emergency Skills Academy", located at Eagles Meadow, Wrexham. This establishment is clearly identified as a health and training provider that offers courses in first aid and CPR, as confirmed by its name, business category, and the user reviews praising its informative classes for parents.
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